Acting is my bag.

"What Til They Get A Load Of Me" -- Jack said it best in Batman [1989]. What face to you presnt to the world? Are you a happy go lucky kind of fellow, or are you deep, dark and mysterious? Me -- I couldn't decide. When I was child younger, I learned that I could be both. In fact, I could also be a lady, a tiny alien being and a hobo! I could do anything -- yes, on stage, I could be anything. Acting, yes, acting is my bag. To me acting is a way for the soul to communicate with the eyes and ears of the world. I think growing up, I used to pretend like I was the dad from 8 Is Enough, I wanted to act like him, act how he talked, act how he walked. I knew, even watching a show like 8 is enough, I knew what I needed to be doing...

I went into Photography soon after, and I found that my eye and the eye of a camera are similar. Think about it : they both have an iris and shutter, and they both have auto focus -- I put a UV filter on my camera lens, and a pair of glasses over my eye lens. It seems like such an easy thing to notice, but I think I'm the only one to really see it for what it is. I use my camera like many people use their checkbooks or pens and papers, they use theirs to be part of society, and I use mine to document part of society. I imagine finding a subject as interesting as myself, somewhere on a stage, perhaps in Englands or on the Circle theater of Shakespear -- giving the performance of his life, speaking the lines of Othello or Hamlet, with power. I would photograph myself in such a way that the power of the performance resonated with YOU the audience.

Act to live, live to Snap. Thats the way I live.

MORE SEXY CITY NEWS!!!

HI, I GOT THIS HOT REPORT FROM SOMEONE NAMED 'SCREENACTORZGILDE-200' regarding the SITC:M.


HI TROY. I LOVE YOUR BLOG. IF YOU USE THIS, CALL ME 'SCREENACTORZGILDE-200' THANX. WELL, I HAVE A FRIEND WHO WORKS IN THE OFFICES IN NEW YORK, THE ONES WHERE THEY ARE STAGING THE NY SCENES OF SEX IN THE CITY. A FRIEND TOLD ME THAT PHIL TIPPET IS BEING FLOWN IN TO PRODUCE THE ANIMATRONIC SEQUENCE WHEREIN KIM CATRAL MORPHS INTO FIRST A KITTEN (FIRST HALF OF THE FILM) THEN A LEOPARD! YES, TIPPET IS A MASTER OF THE MORPHING PROCEDURE HAVING PERFECTED IT ON THE AMAZING SNOOP DOG 'DOGGYSTYLE' VIDEO. THEY HOPE TO CAPITALIZE ON THE NEW COUGAR TREND, AND KIM WILL 'GO FOR HERS' IN THE MOVIE. THE FINAL SCENE, SHE WILL BE HALF WOMAN, HALF COUGAR MAN. IT'S GOING TO BE COOL! THINK PANS LABRNYTH MEETS THE WITCHES OF EASTWICK MEETS OH MY GAWD, SEX IN DA CITY.

i HAVE NO IDEA IF THIS IS TRUE OR NOT, but i hope so. please god!!!!!

sIGNED, 'tROY'

Sex In The City Movie News! SCRIPT REPORT!

Hi friends. Well, I got my hand on some more pages of shooting script from a good associate who goes by the name of MANHATTENSFINEST-001 . He/She is a PA on the set, and he has some juicy azz gossip for all of you all players and people out in there. Well, I don't want to reveal who this person is, but I will tell you that he/she was privy to some GREEN SCREEN shots of a one MISS KIM CAT-RAL yes, I emphasized CAT because of the HARD HITTING sequence in the SITC movie wherein she MORPHS into a cat. I'm so sexed up thinking about it, and I know you are too, sick fucking perverts.

So, anyways -- check it out, as I established, she has a rigorous STD that cannot be diagnosed in the film, and she is still dating that Calvin Klein dude, who is going to have a mustache in the flick (Tres Retro!!!). In this sequence, Carrie is having a date with a male suitor who she is dating to make MISTA BIGG jealous, as he will not marry her. She has on a white tumbled cotton frock, orange halter style Gautier' shenswa, orange make up, and a clown hat/purse, she looks fab and knows it. She has worked out really hard, so she has 0% body fat which looks good on her face especially (not in the script notes). Anyway, our girl Carrie is walking down the street and has some TOP NOTCH dialog to boot:

CARRIE: Oh, wow [looking at city lights] and burrrr...I'mmm coolllld! [tittering]

MALE: Yeah? So -- why don't you wear a jacket next time.

CARRIE: Well, a real gentleman would offer---

MALE (cutting her off): would offer you this...?

THE MAN MOTIONS TO A FAB MINK COAT WHICH IS HANGING OFF A HOMELESS PERSONS NECK.

MALE: See they -DO- have a purpose Carrie.

The two laugh as Carrie grabs the coat from the homeless person. She puts it on, and smiles. She does LOOK AB FAB!

MALE: This is what it would be like...to be....with me.

The two share a moment.

SUDDENLY A helicopter is heard overhead, and a man is DROPPING DOWN from a rope. He drops directly between them MISSION IMPOSSIBLE STYLE.

MISTER BIG: Did someone say 'be with me'? [TO MALE] Well, I wouldn't be with you if you were the last person on earth --

CARRIE: AWE! BIGG. Argh! Harumph! Always in the wrong place at the wrong time!

Male looks to Bigg in astonishment -- he feels like he's staring at a statue of jesus himself!
Bigg looks at Carrie and the two lock eyes.

MISTER BIG: you see Kid, me and you -- we goin places. To the moon!

BIG motions up and his helicopter drops another rope...the two asend toward the moonlight.


OH MY GOD!! THIS IS SO EXCITING!!!!! I CANNOT WAIT FOR THIS. I HOPE SOMEHOW THEY CAN WORK UGLY BETTY INTO THIS!!!

Peace, 'Troy'

MORE SEX AND THE CITY SCRIPT SPOILERS!

Your boy 'Troy' here. More notes from the Sex and the City movie script I got a glimpse at. Well, Y'all wondering what happened to your gurl Samantha?

Well, When Carrie recovers from her horny dream, she realizes that lifes foibles are what defines 'us'. She sits at her APPLE G5 specially designed for the film, featuring a cutout of Carries face that glows, and 'narrates' a passage about how boyfriends are like cafe's in france: some are good, some aren't, but they are abundant! (awesome profound, too, propers).

She decides its time to get tha girls together. This scene WILL BE TRES CHIC. She calls up all the girls, and there is a four-way split screen, we get to see a glimpse of what tha ladiez have become, but let me jump to SAMANTHA, Y'ALL FAVORITE SEXXED UP SASS.

Samantha is in a hospital, suffering from a rare STD that can't be diagnosed. She is not alone, as her boytoy, the CK Model is all up in there with her, just strickly chilling and what have you. We see Doctors talking about how this STD is rare, and has no cure, and they are down on it. We get the vibe that she doesn't have long to live....Samantha overhears a DOC talking, and she turns to her boy and says 'you know what? If I don't, meow, have time to live -- then I'M GOING TO LIVE IT UP! mrowr..." She exclaims in a fabulous way (as always).


The next scene, Samantha is just getting dressed -- it's like the scene from BATMAN FOREVER when the BM gets dressed. She pulls on her panties, then her blouse, then her stunning Channel belt, then a skirt made of Possum firm and glue, finally a super fab clutch. THe audience stops, and she breaks the 'fourth wall' and says 'YOU KNEW I WAS FAB,,DIDNNNT YOU?'

The CK Model dude helps her escape by dressing up as a Doctor, and putting Sam on a hospital cart. There is a FUNNY AZZ scene wherein Samantha gets up, looking hot as always, and STOPS A OLD MANS HEART, HE DIES off screen.... funny, Anyway, The two get out, when MIRANDA makes her first appearance, riding a horse(expained later). Sam, CK Dude and Miranda ride off through Manhattan traffic -- this scene is described as 'Michael Bay-Esque'.

It's unclear what happens to Charlotte, except her character is described as being 'broke' and 'terminally sad'. It looks like one of the story arcs will be Carrie trying to re-invigorate her ladies brigade with a slew of analogies comparing relationships with other things. I think maybe Charlotte broke off with the bald dude, and now she is not happy, and basically a fucking loser. This was a contractual GUARANTEE BY the girls because Kirsten Davies has starred in several Tim Allen Disney movies, and that makes them FUCKIN' PISSED AT HER (jealous, mrowr.)

More Later. I've got ADR until 3:00am.