I just received this spoiler-filled report from one of our spys out in the field. According to the moles over at Wiki, there are some major events going down in the hulk that are truly incredible!!!
IF YOU POST THIS, CALL ME 'INCREDIBLE SPOILER MAN 2009311 DARTH VADER'. I JUST SAWS A SCREENING OF THE INCREDIBLE HULK MOVIE IN LAGUNA BEACH, CALIFORNIA. I WAS THERE BECAUSE A FRIEND OF MINE LIVES THERE AND INVITED US TO COME AND VISIT HIS HOUSE. IT'S LIKE THE SHOWS AND TV HERE, BUT WITH MORE HOBOS AND LESS GIRLS. WELL, I'M SURE YOU ARE INTERESTED IN MY REVIEW OF THE INCREDIBLE HULK, OR THE GREEN MONSTER FROM GAMMA VILLE AS I CALL HIM. HEHEH LOL. BE PREPARED FOR SOME MAJOR UNDOING FROM ANGUS LEES ORIGINAL MOVIE FROM A FEW YEARS BACK. IN FIRST SCENE THE, ED NORTON AS BRUCE BANNER IS IN A BATHROOM IN BRAZIL. HE IS TAKING A LOOK IN THE MIRROR AND SOMEONE WANTS TO GET IN, THEY ARE POUNDING THE DOOR HARD. HE SAYS 'NO, LEAVE ME ALONE IN HERE, I JUST WANT YOU TO LEAVE ME ALONE'. THEN THE GUY KEEPS BANGING AND BANGING HE SAYS 'I WANT TO USE THE TOILET'. ANYWAY, ED NORTON IS GOOD IN THIS SCENE AS HE GETS REALLY MAD AND THEN HIS EYES TURN GREEN [A FORSHADOW TO HIM TURNING GREEN ALL OVER, INCLUDING HIS BALLS / PRESUMABLY, NOT ON SCREEN DUE TO MPAA RESTRICTIONS]. WELL ED NORTON TURNS INTO THE HULK, BUT IT'S A DIFFERENT ACTOR PLAYING THE HULK -- HE IS BIGGER THAN ED NORTON AND MORE STRONGER.
THE RUMORS ARE TRUE IRON MAN APPEARS IN THE MOVIE IN THE FIRST PART, WHEN SAMUEL JACKSON COMES IN DRESSED AS A CHARACTER WHO IS 'BAD ASS' A DEPARTURE, HE SAYS 'THE HULK, WHAT DO YOU KNOW' AND IRONED MAN SAYS 'I KNOW THAT HE'S GREEN' THE CROWD LAUGHED AND I LAUGHED SO HARD, BECAUSE HE WAS SO LITERAL.
WELL, THE HULK IS DATING LIV TYLER HERE AND SHE IS HIS GIRLFRIEND. I BET SHE LIKES TO 'DO IT' WHEN HE IS HULK BECAUSE HE IS GREEN AND TALLER, AND YOU KNOW...HEHEH /THIS WAS ALSO OFF SCREEN BECAUSE OF MPAA RESTRICTIONS.
THEN THE ABOMINATION CAME AND FOUGHT HULK, HULK WAS PRETTY MUCH MAD WHENEVER HE NEEDED TO FIGHT, SO THE ACTION SCENES KICKED ASS. IT REMINDED ME OF THE OLD TV SHOW. THE BIGGEST SPOILER, AT THE END HULK IS RUNNING AWAY FROM PEOPLE AND HE IS SAD, THEN HE TURNS BACK TO BANNER AND THEN HE KEEPS RUNNING BUT WITH RIPPED CLOTHES. THEN THE CAMERA PANS INTO HIS FACE AND HE LOOKS UP AND HE HAS ONE TEAR, BUT THE TEAR IS GREEN. COOL!
Oh my god!! That sounds awesome!!! YOU GO!
Posted by What-Is-Troy? at 10:45 PM
Dearest Friends. I have decided to start posting clips from the filming of my epic movie 'Troy Lessons Of The Heart". These clips are representative of the virus marketing and should be enjoyed by all people involved. We have recently set our sights on some A list actors to fill out this movie, which has been compared by Variety to 'Citizen Kane meets King Kong' the Pete Jackson version, of course.
In this clip - Mister Nurse and Troy are going toe to toe. It's classic Auburn + Tracy, it's a moment where two actors are just bleeding their talent into the scene. It's not over the top, it's refined. My work here [Troy] is subtle, yet full of subtext -- could you imagine the impact this would have on the young actors and actresses of the day?